The bachelor vs the Jake

Article Abstract:

Jake, a magazine columnist, compares his dating life to the TV show The Bachelor. The Bachelor arrives in a limo and bestows roses on his dates. The Jake arrives in a 1985 VW Jetta. The Bachelor introduces his dates to his family over a roast beef dinner. The Jake was once hit repeatedly on the back of the head by the father of a woman he was dating when the father?became upset at a baseball game.?

Wit and humor, Humor, Humour

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Men are just like women (in at least five ways, says Jake)

Article Abstract:

Relationship advice columnist Jake points out five ways that men are like women in relationships. He says that men wait by the phone for women to call; they get tongue-tied around women they are attracted to; they like to cuddle; they are paranoid that women are only interested in their salaries; and they already have baby names picked out for future children.

Interpersonal communication, Male identity

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Before we have sex ... Jake has, oh, about 25 nosy questions he'd like to answers to. Let's get started!

Article Abstract:

Dating advice columnist Jake wishes dating could be like a medical exam in which the participants ask personal questions. He would ask about eating habits, sexual preferences and family history.

Sex, Sexual behavior, Sexual behaviour

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