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Whose house is this anyway - mine or the cockroaches'?

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A humorous account of a man's lifelong encounter with cockroaches is presented, along with his efforts to rid himself of their presence. His revulsion towards the creatures only intensified upon knowing that cockroaches could even survive an atomic explosion.

Author: MacKenzie, Robert

Publisher: Retirement Living Publishing Company Inc.
Publication Name: New Choices: Living Even Better After 50
Subject: Seniors
ISSN: 1085-1003
Year: 1997

Personal narratives, Cockroaches, Household pests

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My back-pain survival guide

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A case of backache is humorously presented. Acute back pain accompanying the simple act of picking up shoes can be a result of muscle sprain. It should be treated with appropriate medicine and enough bedrest. Pain killing pills provide temporary relief.

Author: MacKenzie, Robert

Publisher: Retirement Living Publishing Company Inc.
Publication Name: New Choices: Living Even Better After 50
Subject: Seniors
ISSN: 1085-1003
Year: 1996

Care and treatment, Backache, Back pain

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