Mottos to live by: truth in labeling

Article Abstract:

A humorous discussion is presented on how state mottos would change if there were federal standards requiring them to be truthful and accurate. Florida would become the Early Bird Special State and New York would become the Naked Aggression State.

Slogans, Mottoes

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Touchy, feely, warm & fishy

Article Abstract:

There is likely to be a movement to modernize the sport of fishing by persuading anglers to form nurturing relationships with their preferred quarry. A satire on fish-hugging and other politically correct recreational activities is presented.

Fishing, Fishing (Recreation), Political correctness

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Social disease

Article Abstract:

A motorboat enthusiast presents a humorous description of his experiences as a member of the local yacht club. He was surprised to learn that the Race Committee organizes sailboat races rather than race relations.

Yacht clubs

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