Mottos to live by: truth in labeling
Article Abstract:
A humorous discussion is presented on how state mottos would change if there were federal standards requiring them to be truthful and accurate. Florida would become the Early Bird Special State and New York would become the Naked Aggression State.
Publication Name: Boating
Subject: Sports and fitness
ISSN: 0006-5374
Year: 1996
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Touchy, feely, warm & fishy
Article Abstract:
There is likely to be a movement to modernize the sport of fishing by persuading anglers to form nurturing relationships with their preferred quarry. A satire on fish-hugging and other politically correct recreational activities is presented.
Publication Name: Boating
Subject: Sports and fitness
ISSN: 0006-5374
Year: 1995
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Social disease
Article Abstract:
A motorboat enthusiast presents a humorous description of his experiences as a member of the local yacht club. He was surprised to learn that the Race Committee organizes sailboat races rather than race relations.
Publication Name: Boating
Subject: Sports and fitness
ISSN: 0006-5374
Year: 1993
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