Sticker shlock: caution: warning labels may be hazardous to boating

Article Abstract:

A boater criticizes the warning labels that the Consumer Product Safety Commission requires for step ladders. He muses that hundreds of warning labels would be needed to warn of potential dangers on boats.

Laws, regulations and rules, Consumer protection, Product safety, United States. Consumer Product Safety Commission

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Know thy enemies: the official hate list

Article Abstract:

A humorous discussion is presented about the people that powerboat owners love to hate: the National Weather Service, water police, radio chatterers, yacht clubs, junk tossers and powerbozos.

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Clear your head

Article Abstract:

A motorboat enthusiast humorously discusses a variety of hats for boaters: the yachtsman's hat, the Greek fisherman's cap, the knit watch cap and the canvas fisherman's hat.

Hats

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