Ready to where? One family, two weeks, so many scary choices

Article Abstract:

Spending a family vacation on a boat may be a worthwhile experience for the entire family, but not every member of the family may welcome the idea. A boat owner presents a humorous commentary on what can go wrong.

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Play what? The real guide to other sports

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A humorous discussion of why no other sport compares to boating is presented. For example, tennis requires a Jimmy-Connors-type haircut and scuba diving could lead to snacking with sharks.

Sports

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Answer man

Article Abstract:

Facetious answers are presented for questions about the best way to prepare fish, the nautical mile and the knot, and why boats cost so much.

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